A few years ago I was at a chicken take-out drive-thru place recommended to me by some friends. It was right near my then apartment in Marina del Rey, and it was supposed to be great. There were lots of things to choose from on the menu which was like one of those McDonald’s drive-thru menus, not that I go to McDonald’s mind you, except to buy diet coke, which everyone knows is better at McDonalds. I will not distract you from my main message here by extolling the virtues of McDonald’s diet coke. Focus. Anyway, I was speaking to the guy behind the curtain through a speaker box explaining to him that we needed two orders packed separately, as well as perusing the menu which had many options.
Maybe you could get Obama to voice the tape...tho his first five minutes are long gone...